Why was the female blonde confused…
Q. Why was the female blonde confused whilst going to the ladies toilet??A. She...
Not so wise
In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature...
Bring Flowers
Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest,...
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
How does a blond turn on the light after sex
? She opens the car door.
He was un hoppy!
|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!
Call the Doctor
After an accident, a woman stepped forward and prepared to help the victim. She...
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.