Osama Cave Memo
Osama Cave Memo===============Hi guys. We’ve all been putting in long hours, but we’ve really...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
The skeleton
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?He didn’t have the guts!
I\’m George Washington
A man who thinks he’s George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes...
Great news for Bill Gates
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60-year-old man
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You want children?
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Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....
On Enmity Between Races
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...