Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
Things Adults Learn From Kids:
There is no such thing as child-proofing your house. If you spray hair spray...
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
A Choristers’ Guide To Keeping Conductors In Line
|The basic training of every singer should, of course, include myriad types of practical...
Without a Christmas bonus
|Ten signs you’re not getting a christmas bonus10. Co-workers refer to you as “the...
The Absent Minded Doctor
A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a...
This one is really disgusting…
Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,”I have to take adumpski,”and...
Befits of Obesity
Obesity has been getting a lot of bad press recently. Research conducted entirely by...
How do you make a butterfly
|How do you make a butterfly?Flick it out of the butter dish with a...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...