Men’s Pissing Rules
a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too...
Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach…
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other “Hey get out...
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed…
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, “I heard you died.”"But you see I’m...
Viagra ingredients revealed!
After much research and millions of dollars, our scientists havediscovered the secret ingredients to...
The definition of amnesia
AMNESIA:Condition that enables a woman who has gone throughlabor to have sex again.
Blowing Chunks!
Ok, so a man walks into a bar in Denver and goes to the...
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3...
The funeral!
One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearsegoing down...
Tooth Fairy’s Form Letter
Dear:Thank you for leaving tooth under your pillow last night.While we make every...