I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip…
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip.Upon arriving, he is visibly...
University courses for men and women
|Once again, the female staff at Whatsamatta University will be offering courses for men...
God’s Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things...
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding…
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding… “I’m not sure ifmy future bride...
Where in earth have you been!
|What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?Where in...
Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...
China blames America
|China blames U.S. for second mid-air collision!Beijing (Reuters) – Chinese officials have stated they...
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...
Halls of Justice
|A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn’t start. He called a...