How To Satisfy…
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Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game…
The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game,she will describe...
Mousework!
|What do mice do when they’re at home?Mousework!
An Irish priest and a Rabbi
|An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get...
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? Two 5 year olds.
A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as…
A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as they experimented with their desk computers....
Indiana and Blonde Difference
Q: What’s the difference between Indiana and a blonde?A: A blonde has larger hills...
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...