Waiting to be sized
An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind...
ABC’s of ex girlfriends
A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because...
Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?
Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?Cause all the Cuban who can swim...
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping…
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath...
I\’m glad I\’m a man
I’M GLAD I’M A MANI’m glad I’m a man, you better believe. I don’t...
Programming language acronyms
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FAVORITE FANTASY
Age FAVORITE FANTASY 17 tall, dark and handsome 25 tall, dark and handsome with...
A clever court case
One evening after attending a concert, two men were walking down the road when...
The Pharmacist
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...