A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues…
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing aid. “It’s...
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
|Why is a frog luckier than a cat?Because a frog croaks all the time...
Organ jokes
|Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for...
A small boy walks into his mothers room…
A small boy walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.”Mummy, mummy, what...
Free meat
It was many years ago since the embarrassing day whena young woman, with a...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
Did you hear about the welfare doll?
Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn’t work.
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
The only true religion
One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good...