The ten ifs of employment
|1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3....
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
Expert on parenting
|The following is a true story written by an educational psychologist and her experience...
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly…
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly a passenger jet screams past them.One eagle...
Four boastful men
Four men are golfing one day. The first man steps up to tee and...
Back From the Dead
An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They...
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg