The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address? A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...
The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman…
The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman. The next day...
Confucius Say
Confucius Say…Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house,...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs?...
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
Facts about Americans
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