Again
Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you’ve got it...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...
Good News At Work
A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat. . . .Says...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Woman Say
What do you mean today’s our anniversary? Can we not talk to each other...
An airliner was having engine trouble…
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have...
Amish meet The Elevator
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by...
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?The white house’s pool table
A bunch of better idiots!
These “Weird Reference Questions” are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv. All of these are...