What do you do if your bank account stops working?
What do you do if your bank account stops working?Throw the guy out of...
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
Trucker Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE…
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET....
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place...
How many honest, intelligent, caring men…
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in theworld does it take to do the...
Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement…
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...