It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A: When they get their crotch wet they think they...
Strange name for cats
|One day there was a woman who lost her cat named “LOVE.” It was...
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach…
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other “Hey get out...
Bad dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn’t matter, he...
If Dell ran Christmas…
|Wait a minute? Isn’t IBM running this Christmas..?
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines…
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines fromKansas to Chicago. The son,...
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm…
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy...
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate…
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate embrace when therecame the sound...
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous…
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself...