Confusing women!!
How do you confuse a woman?? Give her a choice!!
Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
Presidential Promise
The president was trying to keep his presidential promise by puttingmore women on his...
Liver and Cheese.
A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and stopsthem. They...
Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think...
Keep fit… die healthy.
What does a short sighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?They both have...
The new warden
A new jail warden was being shown through the jailhouse by the old warden....
Behind the Hedge
This man had been having a few beers down at the neighbourhood bar. It...
New Lumberjack
A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard...