Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
Big mix-UP
One day, there was a plane that crashed. On it, was Bill Clinton, and...
Great news for Bill Gates
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Blonde and Pizza
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it...
The Dump List
The Perfect Dump – Every once in a while, each of us experiences a...
What will communism be like when perfected?
Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what...
Mouse code!
|What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?Mouse code!
Redneck Doctor
How can you determine that a death certificate was filled by a redneck doctor?He...
Men at 35..
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35...