Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
One night, as a couple lay down for bed…
This joke sucks….One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently...
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? –...
The Boy Who Wrote To God
One night when a boy prayed to god, the boy asked god:How Long is...
In an elevator!
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
Blondes and Sex
What does a nymphomaniac say after she’s had sex? Do all you guys play...
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of…
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers “coming out”?They’re...
Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...
So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...