What is better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.
Almost Love
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
A snail buys a fast new car
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blonde and the washing machine
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load...
Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters…
Q: Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex...
Who gave you those black eyes?
|A regular at Bob’s Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of...
You want children?
|Are You Ready for Children?Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains....
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
Blonde Swims the english Channel
A blonde, brunette and a redhead were all in a swimming race. They were...
Particular Kind Of Woman
The bachelor who complained that the women he selected would notremain his friend for...