What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.
Ghosts in a White House
One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
A man was leaving church one day…
A man was leaving church one day. The Pastor was standing at the door...
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck...
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob
Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
Travel to Heaven
|This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in...
He is a very smart dog
|I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was...
Driver’s Test
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver’s test?A: Because every time the...
Awaken When Roomate Is Having Sex
Do Or Say If You Wake Up To Your Roommate Having Sex50. (the obvious)...