Man, Woman, Santa?
Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car...
It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!
Horse or chicken?
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
Twelve Inch Pianist
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and...
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?An Italian mother says,...
Men’s Bathroom Etiquette! (classic)
Ever since man crawled out of the primordial ooze, he has built himself structures...
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California…
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California when all of a sudden...
How is sex like air?
How is sex like air?It’s no big thing unless you aren’t getting any.
Hamsterdam!
|Where do hamsters come from?Hamsterdam!