Pushing it!
Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine...
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
A blind pilot is flying this plane?
|I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took...
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?
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A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man…
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his...
The virgin and the farmer boy.
There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy.One day, she went...
Why is the section of body between a womans…
Q. Why is the section of body between a womans breasts and her croutch...
One Eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at...
Mole Smells
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...