A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
Another Dumb Viagra Joke
What happens when you give Viagra to a Lawyer? He gets taller!
Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
Chess Nuts
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the...
Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor…
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling...
The office happenings
|Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....