Martin Learns Bad Words
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she...
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick…
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick areperched near the front door of...
Ebonics Xmas
Wuz de night befo CrismusAn all ober de hoodEverybody wuz sleepin’Day wuz sleepin’ good....
Three acurate guesses
One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked upbehind an older woman, covered...
Bad News 1
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
Two Tourists
Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started...
A Train and a Teacher?
What’s the difference between a Train and Teacher?A train says, “Chew, Chew!” and a...
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant…
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that...