Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
What the difference between true love and herpes?
What the difference between true love and herpes? – Herpes lasts forever
To Be a Dog
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:”When it all boils...
never forget a face
I never forget a face!But in your case I’ll make an exception!
Great to be a woman
|Reason’s why it’s great to be a woman Free drinks. Free dinners. Free movies....
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?Nudity
Many moons
There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse. He heard some noise, so...
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement…
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
Dog with no legs
Q. Where you you fing a dog with no legs?A. Right where you left...
Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...