New bumper stickers.
Bumper stickers seen this weekend …..You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to...
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
Little Johnny was late for school…
Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,”Why are...
I want to appeal a case
|Lawyer: “Judge, I wish to appeal my client?s case on the basis of newly...
A business man got on an elevator in a building…
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered theelevator,...
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
Confusion about Y2K
|Dear Boss,I hope I haven’t misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none...
Libertarians & Anarchists
What’s the difference between Anarchists and Libertarians??Libertarians are anarchists with money.Anarchists believe property is...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...