Duct Tape
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar....
Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...
Mr Right Application
Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further...
How many does it take?
Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this gorgeous...
It’s a Bummer to be an egg!
It’s a bummer to be an egg because…1) You only get laid once. 2)...
Bartender Help
An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.He...
Cock fights
How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight?He enters...
Delivering a baby
|A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.It was...
Kids tough question
|Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions.Son: Father, Can I ask you a question?Father:...
The Italian
One day I go to Toronto and stay in a bigga hotel.I go down...