Christmas downsizing
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A tough case was being argued in court…
A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was...
Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...
On Divorce
Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to...
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting...
Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...
A Present for Little Johnny!
Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it....
Stupid Insults 13/31
He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant. He donated his brain to...
Some horse-play
The newlywed couple were checking into the hotel. The new groom approached the desk...
Men
Men are just like a Dog…here’s proof!1. Both take up too much space on...