Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting…
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked,...
How many sheep do I have?
|There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults...
Interview with a Pirate!
The pirate Red Beard was being interviewed by a newspaper reporter who was looking...
Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not...
An IRS scam
WARNING! PLEASE READ IMMEDIATELY! THIS IS SERIOUS! If you get an envelope from a...
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night?
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night? So they can take a...
A couple of geezers were sitting…
A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga...
Diff Between Bar and Clitoris
What’s the difference between a bar and a clitoris?Most men have no trouble finding...
Foot Tall
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who...