Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Computer gender war!
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English...
Racoon Joke
Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn’t, he got hit by a...
Scottie (Star Trek)
Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie….NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as...
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MAN
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MANTwo nuns are ordered to paint a room in...
Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock…
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...
You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...