A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
A ventriloquist was driving in the country…
A ventriloquist was driving in the country when he was attracted to alarge farm....
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer? Hey! There’s...
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?...
Dumb Funnies!
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.Why was the Tomato...
Why the big fight?
|A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight!Finally, the thugs...
A sign
WE DON’T SERVE WOMEN HERE!(you have to bring your own)
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...