Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing ——————————— It’s the only type of cooking a “real” man...
No Batteries?
Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her new baby brother for the first time....
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
Don’t Forget!
An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their...
I have a keyboard error
|A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on...
At an auction
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told...
Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!