Finally Figured Out Women
Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?He died laughing before...
Phone company’s errors
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Clinton Bridge
What do Monica and Bob Dole have in common? They’re both upset Clinton finished...
Who Needs A Husband?
Who needs a man!…My dog growls at me every morning, my parrot swears all...
Love handles
One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
Respectfully Cheating
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering —...
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?A BRUNETTE WITH BAD BREATH!Sent...
Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Real Mothers…
Real Mothers . . .Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to...