The meaning of life
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred.The...
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?Michael Jackson
yo mama so old… tits
Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell...
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss…
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The...
Two cows were talking in the field one day…
Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about...
Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.
Hunting with a wife
|A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. Ibn...
Donors
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
Fun with telemarketers
|What to say to a telemarketer! One of the things that has always bugged...