Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
New way to herd cattle
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What’s the best thing about turning 65?
What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.
The Rabbi’s Advice
A man has been in business for many, many years and the business is...
Terms of Endearment!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
Act of Generosity
A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor…”I feel real good today. I started...
Stupid Insults 24/31
Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out...
Helping a blond lose weight
|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.”I want you...