Sweet, Sweet Road Rage
An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman...
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
Little boy learns arithmetic.
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine...
When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
One Eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at...
Testing a new recruit
|Police Chief: As a recruit, you’ll be faced with some difficult issues. What would...
When Reaches Orgasm
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?A1: She drops her nail-file!A2:...
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...
New family driver
|Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...