Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...
The wrong definition
Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the ‘Bible Belt,’there...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
Taste It
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father’s...
The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
Reducing travel risk
|There was this statistics student who, when driving his car, would always accelerate hard...
Computer Diagnosis
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend...
Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears?
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears? -Every...