How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
Docs Go To Heaven
Three doctors died and went to the Pearly Gates to be interviewed to see...
The young lady admired the watch in the store window…
The young lady admired the watch in the store window every time she walked...
Mariah Carey’s quote
|Mariah Carey was one of the first celebrities to comment on the death of...
How are you doing?
|A lone tourist who is passing through the suburbs on the way to town...
Congressional Question?
If the prefix “con” is the opposite of the prefix “pro”, then is “Congress”...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
Kid Sayings!
A four year old girl was learning to say the Lord’s Prayer. She was...