Don’t Forget!
An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their...
Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
Musician jokes
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...
These chickens want books
|A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library...
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a womans sex drive by 90 percent.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90 percent....
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up...
It’s great to be a guy
|Reasons why it’s great to be a guyPhone conversations are over in 30 seconds...
Accidents near home
What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within...