Fluffy died
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter…
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Stupid Insults 7/31
Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar...
Always Been a Doubt
A man is talking to his best friend about married life. “You know,” he...
Different sex outcomes
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Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run...
This is one smart dog
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The ten ifs of employment
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