Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!
SCHEDULE OF A MAN
A MAN’S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black...
Tech Support
Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.” Tech Support:...
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?Bugs Bunny.
Red Light Driving
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red...
Is Windows a Virus
No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses do: 1.They replicate quickly –...
Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
ABCP
On day there was a boy at school. He needed to go to the...
About last night
After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache,...