Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
Great Lover
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Comeback Lines!
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The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night…
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night he doesn’t know whatto do....
On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was…
On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a...
A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger…
A guy was sitting in a bar when a strangerwalked up to him and...
The 3 holes
A guy’s car breaks down in the middle of town, and he looks for...
Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...
Polak Locked His Keys In Car
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man that locked his keys in his...