If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
A farmer walked into an attorney office…
A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for adivorce. The attorney...
Froglights!
|What jumps up and down in front of a car?Froglights!
Rotweiler and Collie
What do you get when you cross a Rotweiler with a Collie?A dog who...
There are four basic types of chain letters: I
There are four basic types of chain letters:~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Chain Letter Type IHello, and thank you...
50 Facts About Women
1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
Nosy husband…
My wife thinks I’m too nosy. At least that’s what she keeps writing in...