Yo mama is so stupid
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo...
Programmer’s drinking song
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The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog…
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog in the front...
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?
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A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm
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Confessing To Extramarital Affairs
There are two guys walking in front of a large church. One guy says...
Products we could do without!
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The Diagnosis!
There was this woman who was desperate to meet a companion.She went to single...
The bachelor’s diet
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