Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
GM vs Microsoft
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
Debate about the box
|An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are trying to set up a fenced-in...
Cinderella and Alan
Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead...
Keeps Her Youth
How does an older woman keep her youth?By giving him money!
What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?
Q: What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business? 1. No...
There are no honest lawyers
|A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made...
He bowled long hops!
|What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?He bowled long hops!