How do you make a dead baby float?
How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one...
Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar…
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope…
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope. It...
Gas Attack
There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem...
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded…
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded on a tropical...
With a puzzled look on his face…
With a puzzled look on his face an Indian boy asked,”Say, mom, why is...
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
The Origin of Chapstick
The Origin of ChapstickThe old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry,...