Blonde protection
Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.
The Doctor was puzzled
|The Doctor was puzzled “I’m very sorry but I can’t diagnose your trouble, Mahoney....
How to Get A Good Night Sleep
By the time Dave pulled into the small town every hotel room was taken....
When I was Young
When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized...
Trial Of The Century
Trial Of The Century Transcript Reveals Objectionable Methods By Dave Barry, Sunday, March 19,...
Bach in a Minuet
|A note left for a pianist from his wifeGone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in...
Smartest Man in the World
A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a...
Polaks Come Back To Fish
These two Polish guys rent a boat and go fishing in a lake. They...
Morals of Story
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...