A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...
Count Down
What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!
If Radio Shack made toasters…
If Radio Shack made toasters…The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know...
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine? They both leak...
The amazing conductor
|When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed...
The moment of truth!
A man goes to visit the grave of his mother, puts a beautiful bouquet...
Adam and Eve.
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands.When Adam stayed out very late for...
Think about it!
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film. Seen it all, done it...
half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...