Possible IBM acronyms
|IBM: It’s Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It’s Better...
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
Bottle fed baby?
A woman and a baby come into the doctor’s office.She is taken into an...
Let Me See
A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of30.He is persuaded...
Drinking Buddies
Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New...
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...
Why are women like snow flakes?
Why are women like snow flakes?? They are all beautiful. They are all different....
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
rolling stones
|What insect lives on nothing?A moth, because it eats holes How do stones stop...