Playing music
|Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven’s 9th symphony.However, it being quite...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
Dog jokes 07
|Q: What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and...
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live...
Like Bowling Ball
Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?A: Chances are...
I want to see something really cheap
|After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would...
If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...
The three survivors of the shipwreck…
The three survivors of the shipwreck were being driven mad by hunger.The Irishman, an...
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
Going to the office
|Hubby – You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?...