Viagra alert!
A supply of Viagra was stolen last night, police are looking for two hardened...
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
Jewish view on when life begins
Jewish view on when life begins: There’s a big controversyon when life begins. In...
Wear A Condom
Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?A: So she can...
Which drummer?
|There’s a five pound note on the floor. Of a thrash guitarist, a drummer...
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
If men had PMS, what would happen?
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...