Drinking too much
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered...
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...
Women’s Snappy Comebacks
Women’s Snappy Comebacks:Man: =”Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the...
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?? An ex-wife and...
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam…
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam when suddenlyhe notices a...
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital…
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a...
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck...
Italian Organ Grinder
A bloke who was well known for his anti Italian sentiments, was walking down...
Lawyer, police man, doctor
3 dudes die a lawyer, police man, and a doctorat the pearly gates the...