Italian Night Before Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was...
Shared Decision Making
My wife and I have an agreement that works… She is responsible for the...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
Baptizing the Drunk!
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.He...
If IBM ran Christmas…
|They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for...
After a Tonsilectomy?
After her operation, the famous lady soap opera star was propped up in bed...
The Taxi Driver
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter...
Angelic Husband
A woman tells her friend, “My husband is an angel.”Her friend replies, “You’re lucky,...
One day a little boy over heard his parents…
One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,”You bitch,...